December 2011
julien: how are you stupid girl
me: i am good stupid boy how are you?
julien: good :)
saddeer:
the tumblr app for iphone is literally the world’s greatest white girl problem
Bon Iver was a perfect choice for this cold blistery morning
colours of the wind <3 <3 <3
pictures of my cousin having her tits and butt cheeks licked just popped up on my newsfeed
excellent
ok so watching season three made me remember how much i dislike Martha urgh and that Shakespeare episode was just painful like why why and why
and then just when i thought it couldnt get any worse i found a continuity error
wow im such a fag
but i miss rose so suck my dick i can mope if i want to
so julien and i were facebooking and we were going non si non si
and it was really annoying and i was like dont make me come down there
and he was like
non :)
non :)
non :)
non :)
non :)
non :)
non :)
non :)
so i grabbed jeremie and a bunch of pillows and ran downstairs and attacked him
nbd just watched pocahontas in french it was even more perfect than in english
how is that even possible?
im still hungry
me: oh god i am so hungry
opens cupboard filled with french bread and biscuits of all sorts
me: oh look one tim tam, awesome
it was so flipping cold omg my toe is still asleep i was shivering and im still cold right now someone put the fire on
i dont want to
im so coooollllllddd
in other news yay we’re going out now
this is going to sound way worse than it is but im not the biggest fan of my host father, he’s just a bit annoying and i jsut don’t liek him. When he was in India Caroline and I hat little chats and it was nice but he’s all weird and idk I think he’s judging me all the time and urgh Caroline is working so she is meeting us at teh machine later why not now :(
i really hate this phone and i want to use my australian phone but i dont know how to unlock it and i miss it :(((
oh we are leaving in 20mins
the pressure!!!
hey my phone is fucked today coool
i will neevr understand people that choose the rainbow road on mario kart when they are being serious
all it makes me want to do it kill myself
mind you jeremie was really good and came second and he didnt fall off but urgh its so bad and hard and it doesnt even have good music to make up for it being so shit
that was a horrible photo
its gone now [poof]
this is where i am going today... seriously just... →
i even linked the english version rather than the french because i am SO nice
sigh christmas is over back to boring almost year old photo
14914101 asked: It felt good when I did it with my penis.
lets talk about sex →
the shadow from my body is making it easy to see my laptop screen but thwere my waist is at its smallest its really fucking bright and i cant see and its really annoying but really satisfying at the same time
i swear he didnt used to walk around in just his underwear in the morning…. am only just noticing this or is this a new thing?
i can’t remember if i blogged about this oh well
I’ve been trying to help julien pronounce “can’t” because every time he says it he says “cunt” obviously no biggie in australia but all he wants to do with his life is go to america - because he is clearly an idiot. anyway its funny and i had to explain what it meant and ended up saying cunt a billion times...
wow rain is scheduled everyday this week
great
thats just tops
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before →
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so today i ate more breakfast than usual then snuck an apple juice thingy upstairs and it was such a good decision cos these things taste so good
but i think i may have eaten too o much
I’ve eaten so much more chocolate than I usually do on a daily basis and I think I am losing weight and I don’t understand the universe
Cruseli is French museli with chunks of chocolate in it
Aka Timtams for breakfast along with my cruseli
Found someone had opened my Timtams and eaten all but two, so I had to have one before they were gone because mint dark choc is my favorite flavour and how dare they
the nyan cat wiki is so interesting omg
this is proof that i am a teenage girl that likes kittys and cute things and yeah bed time
whenever i feel sad or i just feel like it really i look a the pusheen blog and get all warm and fuzzy inside
so i was lying on top of my doona but then my feet got cold so now im under my blanket and the place where the majority of my body was before is where my feet are now
aka my feet are in the warm spot and its no nice and i am toasty warm and ready for bed
i remember this one time jonno and i were having a fight and i deleted his poke instead of poking him back. like woah man.
you know when you’re in the bathroom and you’re like AHA TAKE THAT BLACKHEAD IMMA SQUEEZE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
then you realise you now look like rudolf the red nosed reindeer
and you hide in your room hoping julien doesnt see you
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
someone posted a picture of a flock of birds and my skin crawled
i didnt think my phobia was that bad
i think im just cold
looking through the tattoo tags and i hate all of them
people are fucking stupid
how dare they not have the same tastes as me
cool just untagging myself in a billion photos yay