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fist river episode god

so today we went for a random drive ended up at warragama got scared by a biker gang then went to sushi train.

so now i am drinking a pashiona spider and have jsut finished the last Ugly Americans episode

yep yep

shielavretrs:

handa:

A mobile elephant house…wth

would yoo like to ride ze shoopuf?

This is the Elephant of Nantes Part of the machines de l’Ile

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Party:
mum: oh my god no of course you can’t drink that is awful! you think i’m just going to buy you a box of cider? really? you have the completely wrong idea missy etc etc

Home:

mum: hey thanks for cooking dinner you’re such a good daughter

dad: you want a cider or two? you earnt it.

watching Ugly Americans intermittently with vodka and sex

yeah it was an alright day

i can’t stop listening to Azealia Banks

someone save me from myself